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Being forced to give an old black guy a handjob.
Kris: Hey Tom, I was forced to give an old black guy a handjob..
Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!
When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.
My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.
Another way of explaining masterbaution
I’m going to jerk my beef, I’m gonna make some beef jerky
Equivalent to a salted cow raisin.
Man1: yo man, you want some beef jerky?
Man2: you mean... Cow Raisins? Sure.
Another name for a Cow Raisin.
Beef Jerky is just salted and flavored Cow Raisins
Stop the arguement permanently
Eat the beef man, it's not worth discussing.
Slang for a woman's vagina, popularized by Avenged Sevenfold lead guitarist Synyster Gates.
M Shadows: "Like... like vagina?"
Synyster Gates: "Yeah! Like, sloppy beef curtains?"