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When two people want to follow each other on twitter but neither is willing to do it first
"I can't follow him. He has to follow me first."
"Dude, stop playing twitter chicken and just follow the guy!"
It was said that back in the Depression, people use to inflate chickens to try and sell them as a turkey to get a higher price. Over the years this term has been applied to pushy salespeople.
I just got off the phone with that dang chicken blower and he lowered the rate by $500 bucks!
When someone only works out upper body and never does leg day so their legs are small but their upper body is massive making them look like a muscular chicken
Me: yo josh when you gonna do leg day
Josh: I don’t do leg day
Me: your gonna end up looking like a muscular chicken
A guy who has intercourse as fast as a chicken.
Chicks know him to be a chicken-speed.
What is served at shady asian resturants
Would you like some Sucadik Chicken?
Reference by a retailer or landlord (especially by landlords!) to a person who is chronically impoverished, problematic to deal with, and is considered to be worth little or nothing to the business; usually this person presents a LOSS to a landlord or retailer.
Retail: This is someone who is poor but incredibly demanding and time-consuming customer who doesn't want to pay and/or haggles a lot. Refers to a customer who buys things that are the loss-leaders or hangs out soaking staff for time and effort and ends up trying to cadge unauthorized discounts.
Landlords: A tenant who is full of problems and requires a lot of effort or rescheduling to collect rent from. Refers especially to those who are struggling to make ends meet, and is used as an insult. This is the tenant who bounces from eviction to eviction, paying only what is required to get in the door and then does not pay until evicted.
"Don't waste your time offering him a coupon; that skinny chicken wants everything cheap.
"I will be taking that skinny chicken to eviction court next week, ugh, so sick of them stealing time."