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A No Name University, with absolutely nothing of note to offer to any prospective student except the gaurantee of therapy and wasting 100K+ of their parent's money. The student body is indeed unique, in that they find mocking their lack of a football team humorous and using "Mount" as a verb for any and all sexual jokes as educated wit. It is, however, the number one school in western Maryland for producing grandiose plans of development and never acting upon them. Although there are no fraternities on campus, the conduct of several student-run organizations, specifically the men's rugby team, will make you believe otherwise. Any prospective student which has recieved propoganda from MSM must take note of the invisible writing on the back cover panel, for none of the scenic views portrayed within the pamphlet are actaully anywhere near the campus itself. Most students can not agree upon which is the more ironic facet of the mockery of higher education that is Mount Saint Mary's: 1. That it claims to be a well known institute of progressive education while existing in the middle of no where (the closest outpost of civilization being a one stoplight town which will eventually be consumed by Gettysburg) or 2. That it claims to be a tranquil campus in a small town setting while route 15 literally divides the campus in half. In short, The definition of Mount Saint Mary's University is waste of life, money, effort and potential.
HS Student 1: "Bro, I'm thinking of applying to Mount Saint Mary's College/University "
HS Student 2: "Dont"
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the school nobody knows of in shelby, north carolina. also called by many "smarty-pants school"
gays and gals flourish here
this girl im talking to goes to cleveland early college high school (CECHS)
oh dope, she must be real smart
no LMFAO
Saints Peter and Paul catholic college-An absolute shithole of a school, filled with ketwigs, slags and terrible teachers. Ran by an absolute weapon who goes by the name of Danielle Scott.
Saints Peter and Paul catholic college- A school in the north west of England.
Baghead 1- Yes brudda you coming PnP today and smoking some follies?
Baghead 2-Yeahman gotta get some skins from my man first g.
If you do not want to succeed in life, then the Mount is your place! Instead of studying and working your way up to a nice job out of college, you will instead experience sex, drugs, alcohol, and lots of it...in fact, pretty much every night! Most of the people here, are rich idiots, too stupid to get into a better college! Their are a few however, poor souls who were tricked into thinking the Mount is a great instituion, but even most of them fall into the trap of living the rest of their life, paying off their expensive Mount tuition on a $25,000/yr salary! Sure these four years may be the "best" experience of your life, but have fun living the next 50 years on welfare! Its sad really, the classes are not hard by any means, yet most people have a 2.0 gpa. But don't make something of yourself! Come to the Mount and help yourself become a useless member of society!!!
College = Place of Higher Learning
Mount = Place of becoming retarded
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Coach Pat Riley ( UK ) helped guide the L.A. Lakers to 4 NBA Championships during the 1980's ( 82, 85, 87, and 88 )
. Coach Riley is the second All-Time winningest coach in NBA history with 1,265 wins.
The Lakers of the early 80's were known as Showtime! with Magic Johnson and Phat 5 legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar ( UCLA ). Jabbar won 6 NBA Championships ( 5 ) L.A. Lakers, and ( 1 ) Milwaukee Bucks. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!
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Mount St. Mary's where everybody gets laid... where guys think their cool as shit, especially if they play a sport (apparently every girl should want to jump their bones) HELL NO... where the skank freshman girls dont know their place yet so they talk shit on the upper classman, this will eventually lead to them getting their asses kicked... where white guys from rich families act like they were just involved in a drive by... if you dont smoke pot our converstation is done... if you dont drink go home your mama wants you... where public safety busts you for walking around at 10:00 coming from the library... i swear there really are books in this bookbag... everyone knows where the parties are... the apartments, the townhouses or tjs... if your place of living was not mentioned (GET THE FUCK OVER IT)... where you either live in sheridan (light weight skanks), the terrace (two groups: wankers or kick ass people), the apartments (they want to get laid) or pang ("the god squad")... where everyone knows your name and your buisness, if you think your telling a few close friends you better hope your friends with the entire campus... never make a sex video you will regret it... anal is required
anal
mount u or mount me: we can do both
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A variation of the phrase 'Your mom went to college' used for no other reason than to annoy your friends at a moments notice.
Silence.
Mark - Tony, I have a question for you.
Tony - What's up?
Mark - Did your mom go to college?
Tony - Yes, actually, it was a tech school. And you are obnoxious.
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