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The one website where every day of the year is "confess to your crush day"
Mother: Son, why does this website think every day is "confess to your crush day?"
Son: I don't know, maybe it's because Urban Dictionary can be a bit of an idiot sometimes?
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If you didn't know what it is, than HTF are you here?
Some people don't know what urban dictionary is and they've already clicked on this.........
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Lonely nerds who tend to read real dictionaries for fun. Use urban dictionary to slag off their roommates/lab partners/their only friend, e.g. "John - definition: a big gay faggot who smells like cottage cheese"
The lucky ones will be part of a pack of two or three irrelevant cock munchers, surfing urban dictionary in their spare time, making up shyte phrases, e.g. "shralp", "a3 ayri" and "battlebot".
The urban dictionary definer sits on a bench on his own, wearing a sweater vest and eating peanut butter from the tub with his finger. Often carries a laptop around just in case a new phrase like "kkthnx" pops into mind. He is the prey of many predators including jocks, cheerleaders, dead plants and rocks.
"Hey sniperdude 321223 im urban dictionary defining at the moment, ill play halo with you later though"
"ok no worries. speak to you soon halospartan 25924495"
"hey look its an urban dictionary definer..."
"how can you tell?"
"he is shit at life."
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Nerds who spend all their time on Urbandictionary.com.
They only choose definitions that favor geeks. Facist pigfuckers.
Urban Dictionary editors are mostly Japs.
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1)someone who does nothing other than makes up words or makes up new defenitions for urban dictionary
2)someone who secretly gets money for intercourse through urban dictionary
1)man Jose is a totaly urban dictionary whore all he does is make shit up
2)i just made that up its not true urban dictionary dont beat me up
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A mug that has an urban dictionary definition on the front. (Any of you're choosing) You can buy from www.urbandictionary.com
Stranger: Hey, where did you get that Urban Dictionary Mug?
Me: FacePalm*
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not really a dictionary, more of a way to advertise marriam websters
BUY your own marriam webster $2.99 a pound!!
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