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a bald weak nigga who has no friends, dated Maddie Vandervort and wants to fuck gabby udasco.
Donate: yo is that kid getting beat up over there?
Drew: yeah hes pulling a dylan santalucia
A dance that guys invite the girls too. It should happen on May 15, which is 6 months after Sadie Hawkins's day on November 15.
I'm excited to invite my best friend to the Dylan Hawkins dance!
sleeping with all 5 of the beat bitches in hermosa beach
friend 1: dude i heard that dude pulled a total dylan swerdlow
friend 2: ewwww, thats so nasty man hes gonna get aids
Biggest ass you’d ever meet, funny as fuck!
I’m Dylan Mccaddon I fuck my tits
A person who loves the word moist and every thing that is moist.
With how much you love moist things your name should be Dylan Lavalle!
Dylan Gannon is a bloody spaz who likes looking at boats, bikes and cars he also gets pissed off sometimes and starts hitting people
seamus: hey dylan look at this boat exhaust wow
Dylan Gannon: fuck off seamo
Dylan is...indescribable. He is every boy's best mate and the best boyfriend imaginable. He is sweet and funny, usually with freckles, dark hair, and a tall, incredibly fit figure. Hold onto him, if he is yours because he's a legend. He will always be by your side and adores smart, brown-haired, blue-eyed girls who like sports and have a good voice (singing). I love Dylan to bits; he is the best thing that ever happened to me.
Dylan C------- (surname) is amazing.