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Ethan can be nice but he is so annoying and stupid. He can be a retard sometimes and is very short. He usually has curly hair and is a little obese.
Have you heard of the obese kid Ethan?
A short male who always wears a pink beanie and has a slightly off-putting man bun.
Person 1: Goddamn that’s a sick man bun
Person 2: hair
Person 3: he’s short too
Person 4: he must be an Ethan.
Ethan someone who ignores you and leaves you on open and who will not join a face time call because he’s doing “homework”
Ethan can you FaceTime
Him- no doing “homework”
Ethan is absolutely perfect. he’s the sweetest and cutest and most adorable person you’ve ever met. he’s always there when you need him, he’ll do anything to make sure you’re okay. Ethan is the type of person that will go out of his way to see you and gets upset when he can’t. he’s the perfect boyfriend and would spend the whole night talking to you and wondering what your kids names with be. he wants you to be happy even if it means he isn’t. he’s also insecure, but really has no reason to be, sometimes he’ll put on a mask and try to hide from the troubles of the world, and struggles to realize that he makes the world a better place. but he’s amazing and sweet and funny and kind and smart, you’ll never want to lose him. he’ll send you goofy photos and will tell you that he misses you and loves you endlessly. Ethan was sent from heaven and is an angel, he’ll give you everything he has, and he’ll love you and support you no matter what. don’t lose an Ethan, he is truly a gift. i love you ethan❤️
person 1: have you met Ethan?
person 2: yes! he’s absolutely perfect!!
Ethan is the most annoying person you will know but he will make your day
If you have an Ethan in your family you are a very lucky person