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After October 21, which was throw short people day, October 22 you can hold anyone under 5’4 with no permission needed (Out of apology for the day before Oct 22)
Prepare to be held for it is National Hold Short People Day
at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher
"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
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Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller
Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day
You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th
girl- Stop hitting my head!
you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week
October 1st-October 31st You Can Slap Tall People
Hey its National Slap Tall People Month
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in our modern soc-med world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart.
the main reason the 2016 campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious was that both presidential nominees didn't know, or didn't bother to learn, the difference between attacking people and problems.
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(June 12th) Any type of abuse being used against short people
Person: Guess what?
Short person: What?
Person: June 12th, National abuse short people day >:)
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