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The nickname given to United Dairy Farmers when a disgruntled person is forced to travel a long distance to the UDF to obtain what they need.
Horny Stud: "Damn it babe, it looks like I have make a run to UD Fucker"
Horny Babe: "What?! You're going to leave now?"
Horny Stud: "I don't have any condoms hoe!"
Someone who has sex with a dirty butt or prostitute in the bushes where no one can see them,especially their spouse.
My ol lady caught me fucking in the bushes out by the woods now she calls me a brush fucker
Some asshole that hogs the jukebox at a bar with shitty songs
This mutt fucker ruined the jukebox Playlist with their shitty music
The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
Somebody who uses a sharpie as a dildo... I guess you can use it In anal too???