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Pissing over top of someone but them not getting wet. Pissing in a bottle laying sideways on top rack.
I was top rack had to piss so I golden reservoired in a bottle
When a picture frame that depicts the number π or pi-related items has its length to its width in the ratio (1 + √5)/2 : 1.
The postmodern artist of “Golden Pi” decided to affix a smaller painting underneath it as an explanatory note to the larger one.
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A Golden Run is when you piss on a girl during sex and then run the fuck away. Can also add a punch to the back of the head if fucking doggie - like a “giddy up” in a horse race.
We were all flabbergasted that his parents enjoyed a golden run during every 5th race at Monmouth Park. Old crazy fucks.
Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.
If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.
If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.
The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.
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A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.
“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”
Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.
After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!