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Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe
Ewww I hate the word OMG so bitch your not going to happen like its not I'm not a hoe
I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...
"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.
A popular Team Fortress 2 meme stemming from a YTP from the early 2020s.
Soldier: I'm gonna brown :((((
Scout: What?
Soldier: IM SHITSINNGGG?
*Insert taco bell ejection noise*
Someone who deeply believes they're Bat-Man.
''Bro I'm literally Bat-Man.''
drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business
- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice
drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business
- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice
🤫🧏 ♂️
A beautiful technique that also allows you to get out of any conversation when you’re improving your jawline with the mewing technique.
Bob “Hey bro, are you sleeping with my girlfriend?”
You “🤫🧏 ♂️”
Bob “Did you just say ‘shhh I'm mewing’ to my face?”
You “🤫🧏 ♂️”