Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.
Ethnicity of Hispanic or Latin culture with a lighter shade of skin color almost white
Damn you are so sexy
Oh really
Yeah you must be one of them light skinned Mexicans
Lmao you are fuckin funnyyy
That light where each time it flashes, a person in the distance gets closer to you, until they are right in your face
I’m going to slap you if you fuck me up with that strobe light one more time
after a woman recieves a "tony danza" she grabs a switchblade, and castrates the old bloke, and gives him a taste of his own testicles. voila.
that boy thought he was gonna give me a tony danza...well i sure showed him and gave him a judith light.
The term was coined after a famous porn star known for getting down and dirty in the woods, Krystal. She is known for her viral video in which she got fucked doggy style while the man continued to casually drink a “natty light.” It’s a common fantasy among young redneck men.
Had to Krystal Light™ that bitch cause that pussy made me parched
Sounds like a great theme song. Not as good as Purgatorium though or even Dreamin' Attraction in my opinion! But I think the people at Arcaea made it! Good song 10/10
Roxanne: I like Shades of Light in a Transcendent Realm.
Rachel: Yeah so do I.
A constant on and off again relationship
Cole and Jake are split up again, they have such a light switch relationship