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n. A person famous for being funny on VH-1 shows while failing miserably at all other attempts at humor. He is often teamed up with other non-funny comedians in shows that suck, but for some reason Comedy Central keeps giving these douche nozzles new shows for people to ignore.
Douche Bag: Michael Ian Black is so funny! I love that show Michael and Michael Have Issues on Comedy Central!
Normal Guy: Is that that show with those fags from The State and Stella?
Douche Bag: Hey they're funny!
Normal Guy: Yeah they're so funny they've had like 12 shows cancelled.
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He's the lead guitarist of The Academy Is... and probably the most awesome Australian EVER.
He goes by Chislett and Chizzy.
TAIFan: Dude, look at Michael Guy Chislett play!
TAIFan2: He's been playing the guitar for like 17 years!
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Is one of the sexiest players on the london knights hockey team
Oh look its that michael del zotto there all talking about
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Noun: A "secret", publicly acceptable word, to let your friends know that someone nearby has nipples visible through their clothing.
(usually and attractive woman, although a fat guy may be referenced for comedy effect.)
1. "Michael Bolton's toes!" used in no other context, so as to obscure it's true meaning. Do NOT say "That chick has Michael Bolton's toes."
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A dog that has been maimed or murdered through illegal fighting for profit or fun.
Michael Vick caused many dogs to be a Michael Vick-tim with his illegal dog fighting racket.
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a pedophile who likes young children, like, YOUNG children.
...Oh yeah he like, dances and stuff.
Me: Oh god this guy in the news paper is a right old Michael Jackson!
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means he's a pedo.
...And he dances.
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What every fish in the sea wants to be
Michael Phelps isnt human, hes a damn fish.
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