to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour
After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours
my son got fat by the cookie monster
Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.
Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.
The act of eating out a girl as fast as Cookie Monster eats cookies
I ate her out cookie monster style
When you put a cookie into your girl's pussy and or booty and eat it out.
I was baking with my babe and she was looking hot so I did a Cookie Monster.
A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.
Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?
A cookie monster is a kid-friendly version of a cum monster.
Wow, she really is one cookie monster.