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The smell/taste of pussy after morning sex
I had to wash the sheets after my wife's morning glory muffin juices.
its basically an analogy for take my or take their or take whatevers virginity
sam: wow yesterday i paid some random girl to take my muffin, yippee!
The act of penetrating a woman (or mans) muffin top with ones toes.
"Did you see Zach take that big girl home from the bar last night? He said he was muffin toeing her all night!"
A cinnamin bun that has alot of icing on top to wear to wear it almost resembles nut.
My friend was putting the icing on the cinnamin buns and he made them all look like nut muffins!
Sometimes at lunch when I get a sweet-tooth and im hungry all I crave is a nut muffin
To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).
“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!
To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).
“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!
When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.
"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.