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The act of removing the "T-tops" from one's 1982 Firebird so that once you were done eating the muffin top one could allegedly toss the bottom of the muffin at an unsuspecting pedestrian. Remembering to asking them "want some muffin" knowing damn well they do not want a 30 mph muffin to the torso.
Hey drive me to Market Basket so we go can muffining on the way.
When somebody searches throughout the internet to find a piece of evidence that agrees with their point of view, no matter how obscure or idiotic that piece of evidence is, and then holding true to that piece of evidence despite being shown much more verifiable and publicly trusted pieces of evidence, just because they are afraid of being wrong
Look guys Nilloc is using a paper written by a crackhead that he found on the 50th page of Google, I can't believe he's muffining again.
Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.
Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-
Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.
Boobs that are smaller than a B cup.
Amanda," Have you seen that new girl Lauren?"
Amber, "The one rockin the muffin pans?"
Amanda, "Yea, I think shes the leader of the IBTC."
Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.
Bob yelled “fart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.
When a male or female takes a dump in a slightly larger persons belly button (a person that may have a muffin top)
Man: Yo Steve, I just gave Susie a fudge muffin last night!
Steve: dude, you're nasty!!!