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Gormless Nerd

A person who tries very hard to be one of the most studied and schooled up booknerds around, all the whilst still lacking common sense & foresight.

"Our economy has inflated and life is more expensive now, because the government printed lots more money for community hand outs"

- "omg, what the hell were those gormless nerds thinking"

by Chad Myname's May 11, 2022


Nerd trek

A shitty tv show for nerds and losers. Has a large fanbase for reasons unknown because it is so shit.

Person 1: "Not the bloody nerd trek again. Surely you have something better to watch than bloody space elves on a space ship"
Person 2: Responds in Klingon
Person 1: "What a fucking nerd. I'm out of here"

by MJ_420 September 13, 2021


Nerd Loggin

When a group of RuneScape players get together and fist each other for multiple hours, usually ending in a nerd orgasm that could fill the mariana trench with cum.

Guy 1: "Hey bro wanna come over and Nerd Log with the boys tonight?"

Guy 2: "Nah bro I have a girlfriend now, I dont take part in Nerd Loggin no more"

by The Real Gimp Force May 26, 2024


Nerd Butt

A man or woman's butt that has become so flat from multiple hours of sitting at a computer, it assumes the shape of a pancake.

"Damn son look at that nerd butt, what do they do to get that?"
"They work in IT"

by TheKrispyDog May 10, 2021


nerd apology

When one nerd realizes they were wrong during an earlier discussion with another nerd, and issues an apology to clarify the situation.

Sorry Justin, I owe you a nerd apology. At the start of the Lord of the Rings movie Gladriel does in fact wear one of the three rings. This is most unusual for an elf.

by luke_simmo February 19, 2014


Nerd Denial

Someone who is a nerd but doesn't know it.

My friend Kate has severe nerd denial

by Chimpusaurus October 31, 2018


nerd-vent

When a nerd has accumulated an urge to release or satisfy the act of "nerding" out or action that falls under the category of being a nerd.

An example of nerd-venting would be having lunch or dinner with a group of individuals and then abruptly stabbing your fork in the table, getting up and putting in an Episode IV Star Wars movie and watching it without regard to any of your surroundings.
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Making needless relations to Star Trek Next Generation and it's direct correlation to your Physics class.

by Enron? January 30, 2012