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The one male in a group of females. Usually the male has to do tasks the females don't wish to or are unable to do.
Tom was the token penis at our card game and had to get on the ladder to change the lightbulb.
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it’s the season for the girls. all they get is penis, all they wear is penis, all they eat is penis, all they feel is well penis. happy penis szn y’all!
omg do you guys feel that i can tell penis szn is almost here!
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When the pannis, or pear shaped gut, obscures the penis.
He can't see his own dick because his gut is too big. He has a case of buried penis.
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The name of a bouncer when he kicks you out of a bar.
you, you, yes you... you're a PENIS CHUGGER!!
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To penis over something is to both like that thing a lot and also to tell the world that that thing is great.
"XBOX fans really penis over Halo all the time."
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The in ability of a male to perform sexually due to the consumption of too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Girl 1: I was going to fuck him last night, but he couldn't get it up.
Girl 2: Yeah I saw him pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon at the bar. He must have gotten that Pabst Penis.
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