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A weird yellow pie you get for your bald headed translucent geometry teacher because he rejected the pillow with his face on it.
I gave Mr. D my banana cream pie.
How did it go?
He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.
Its just a Canadian fucking a meat pie.
"And that's why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie."
When a Canadian has sex with a meat pie of any kind.
“And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."
Where you put your dick in a freshly-baked Apple pie like what Jim levenstein did in the 1999 film American Pie.
Matt: "Did you hear what happened to Steve?"
Rob: "No."
Matt: "He did the American Pie Challenge and got hospitalized because of the third-degree burns on his dick."
Rob: "Damn."
You have to masturbate with super glue as lube and try to ejaculate as quick as possible before the glue dries
Man I was trying to do the American pie challenge and now I have a dick in my hand permanently
Bob: did you lay some pie last night?
Jason: mhm 😏
Bob: was it fun?
Jason: oh yeah 😏
The act of cumming inside of an ice cream before it has been served, resulting in a warm ooze in the inside of the ice cream.
Nathan's Ex ordered an ice cream so he gave her the Cream-pie Surprise.