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Blast Friend

To send friend requests via Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, or any other social network to very many people at a time.

Usually for people who just want to have as many "friends" as they can.

Girl #1: Oh my God, you just got 50 new facebook friends? How did that happen?

Girl #2: Oh, I just blast friended, it was so obnoxious, but now I have so many friends!

Girl #1: Yeah.... "friends".

by CheesyNoodlesYummy March 26, 2011


Firewall Friend

A friend that keeps you safer on the internet. This can be through informative conversations, physical technical assistance and remote technical assistance.

"I'm not really sure if I'm practicing safe behavior online. I wish I had more firewall friends."

by jordanteater March 9, 2012


Duck friend

1. A duck that you consider as your friend
2. When you want to write fuck friend but you write duck friend because f is right next to d. The opposite can also be true

This is my duck friend ➡ 🦆

by WeAre300_kids May 14, 2022


yolo friend

That one friend you have where you know all they'll do is create drama and useless bullshit, but you still keep them around as a friend, because YOLO.

Girl 1: Why do you still hang out with her? All she does is cause problems and screws other people over.
Girl 2: I know. She's kinda my YOLO friend.

by Gibby_Gurl February 5, 2015


friend of a cousin

The source of all the suspicious items you possess.

Hank: "How did you afford an iphone on minimum wage?"
Dave: "er... I got it cheap from a friend of a cousin."

Hank: "I'm bored. Do you have anything I can huff or shoot?"
Dave: "I'll have these pills. I got them from a friend of a cousin."

by Dave UberFuhrer November 22, 2015


dildo friends

friends that a female would consider extremely close.

Anabel shouldn't have a hard time moving from NY to Miami since she never had any dildo friends in NY to start with.

by Wgabriel March 22, 2015


crypto friend

The friend who got you in to crypto, who, even if you now have a lot of crypto, he has what feels like exponentially more than you, and you follow his every advice.

My crypto friend AND his crypto friend got out of Ethereum this past week. For good. So I'm entirely over in bitcoin now with a few buckets like Cardano and Filecoin.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher March 22, 2023