The Art of sounding yourself with a match, lighting the match, letting it go out putting a condom on letting it fill up with smoke, then let a girl blow you
My boyfriend has a really good Arizona smoked hot dog
Whenever someone or something smells like what it sounds like: A Whopper and Cigarette Smoke.
Guy 1: Ugghhh dawg you smell like fukin Whopper Smoke bro...
Guy 2: ???
When Lardo is looking mad snipeable so you pop him in the nose
what if they turn around and are like yoo who smoked lardo
Yo get behind me we bout to be smoking lardo
the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you
Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water
Beginner Guitarist's National Anthem
I can play Smoke On The Water with one finger