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crunch-nuggets

When a man uses excel to model an investment, performing simple modifications on formulas to make a return, and produce a golden "nugget".

DR: "Weiner, you are so good at valuing real estate."
JW: "It's what I do. I work it 'til I know it'll crunch-nuggets."

by MintinMoney March 31, 2011


Noob Nugget

A dumbfuck who can't do the simplest things!

Person 1: WHY CAN'T I DRINK WATER?!?
Person 2: Maybe you're just a noob nugget.

by kaaurid June 8, 2022


power nugget

A small hard ball of amphetamine

I m feeling a bit tired , let's go ave a power nugget

by G dogo January 5, 2023


Doof Nugget

Word combination invented by an unknown 6 year old, (little legend is what we call them). Can be used in multiple situations where the word "dickhead" is just too plain but others words are too aggressive.

Stop wasting my time, Doof Nugget!

by BobertyBobBoBwob March 8, 2020


barbecue nugget

Verb : The act of throwing a half eaten chicken nugget with barbecue sauce all of over it through the fast food window. Usually occurs when you put in multiple orders for one car, and one order comes before the others.

What in the hell is taking her so long?

I'm gonna barbecue nugget this Bitch.

DRIVE Tommy DRIVE!!!

by ZachariahJebediah April 6, 2011


yummy cum nuggets

what you feed your homies on a late night out. Cum Nuggets show that you are affectionate towards your homies and if you don't want to deep fry a shit ton of Cum then there are a few more ways to prepare your most finest batch of Big Daddy Cum, you can make Cum pancakes, muffins, and anything that you would otherwise put cream or milk in. so what are you waiting for, invite the homies and have a blast with your special sauce.(if you want you can also put it in your pre-workout to boost you squats)

homies:"yo bro you got any yummy cum nuggets."
you:"yea bro they're in the fridge."
homies:"thanks bro."

by dik doodler done messed me up November 22, 2022


Musty Nuggets

A Sticky and rank scrotum. Usually a result of not showering for a while or not properly shaking it after urination.

Garth: Dude I felt so bad, Bethany was craving some D last night so she started giving me a blowie- but I had not showered in a while so I know she was dealing with some musty nuggets.
Paul: Aw gross man that poor girl..
Garth: yeah, but she took it right to the finish line though! That girl is addicted to the breed seed

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher September 30, 2022

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