one-drinking

In a bar, to request an item... only to re-request a change, or cancel it all together and order another item when the bartender comes huffing and puffing with the original order.

In Sesame Street, there's a fularious one-drinking 'Muppisode' when my favorite character, Grover comes like effteen times with a new order in a resturant and ends up on the floor!

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tie one on

get fucking drunk

We went out last night to tie one on, but his biatch showed up and ruined the whole thing

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route one

To shag a bird in the arse

I'd fuck her route one if given half the chance!

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one love

Something you say to someone you're extremely close to or that you've known for a really long time when the two of you are parting.

(To your best friend) "I gotta go. 1 love."

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one and done

a long-term monogamous relationship between husband and wife, in which one man and one woman, never previously married, wed and stay wedded until the day they die, come hell, high water, or anything in between. Also, an extreme commitment between husband and wife. See LDS Temple Marriage for more information.

Tim: "Dani, I'm so glad we've decided to be "one and done," so that we can stay committed to each other for the rest of our lives.

Dani: "That's right, Tim. We will never get a divorce, so long as we both shall live. In fact, according to LDS doctrine, we will stay married even after we die, and become gods and goddesses!"
Tim: "One and done, you've saved our marriage!"

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one ten

The rating of a girl on a scale of one to ten, usually occuring as she passes by two guys.

Ratings usually mean the following:
>8 I'd do her, even if it meant first taking it in the ass from her using a strap-on.
6-7 I'd do her if she didn't expect me to go down on her.
5 I'd do her if I was entoxicated.
4 I'd do her if no one ever found out.
3-2 I'd do her in total darkness.
1 Reserved for animals and mutants. Below threshold of normal horniness. Barely.

Dude 1: Holy shit dude?! Look at that fine biatch! What's your one ten?

Dude 2: Um dude, that's your step mom.

Dude 1: Oh yeah...my bad. I mean I'd still hook up with her if I got the chance... she's definately an 8.5 any day of the week!

Dude 2: You are so fucked up dude. She's a 6.3 at best.

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one nut

The result of a fight with a switch knife, or the ex- after revenge.

dizeh has 1 nut

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