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The most evil granny ever who hits you with her walking stick every time you pass her.
Joe isn't even a female name.
Oh no, let's run, it's old granny Joe again!
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I won't be into work today, my wife gave me The Old Razzle Dazzle last night
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''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.
James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.
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If you consume cheetos and do not wash your hands before you masturbate, you will be left with an old orange one.
I got wasted last night and pulled an old orange one.
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When an old married couple pass each other in the hallway of their house they both say fuck you to each other. That's old oral sex
SAm passed Silvia in the hallway and said fuck you silvia. Silvia replies with fuck you too, thus completing the act of old oral sex
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A proper legend of both Irish and Jamaican descent, mythed to have been born from a shamrock in the heart of Kingston. Whilst his existence has not been scientifically proven, he is well sought after by fanatics after spotted in the UK circa 2015. Has a bounty of over £2.5 million if caught alive, though locals fear the fables of him hiding in the woods, stealing children from unsuspecting parents.
eg. Be back before the moon rises young Zachary, otherwise Old Man O'Driscoll will find you...
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Nothings last forever
Of that I'm sure
Now you've made an offer
I'll take some more
Young loving may be
Oh so mean
Will I still survive
The same old scene?
In our lighter moments
precious few
It's all that heavy weather
We're going through
When I turn the corner
I can't believe
It's still the same old movie
That's haunting me
Young loving may be
Oh so mean
Trying to revive
The same old scene
Young loving may be
So extreme
Maybe we should try
The same old scene
Nothings last forever
Of that I'm sure
Now you've made an offer
I'll take some more
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