suck eggs bitch fuck

When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck

Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!

Lover's Egg Roll

When you wrap your dick in rice paper and dunk it in duck sauce.

My girl wanted Chinese food so I gave her a "lover's egg roll".

Egg rupted

having lack of bitches cuz this dumbass aswell got no fucking bitches kys i swear 0 FUCKING BITCHES NOR BRAINCELLS I SWEAR THIS IS THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT BUYS A BURGER JUST TO SMELL THE AIR AND USE THE BUNS FOR DICK SEASONING

Egg rupted stfu

Incubate the Egg

To raise or nurture someone of the opposite gender into having feelings for you or wanting to do sexual activities with you.

"Jayden you crack Ansley yet?" "Nah, i'm still tryna incubate the egg"

eggs bennedict

slapping a girls ass with corn and cum in it.

" last night i gave my girl a serious eggs Bennedict "
" bro I've always wanted one of those"

since eggs

Term meaning the earliest thing in existence.

Man1: When did you get those shoes?
Man2: Oh these? I've had these since eggs.

Eggs D

Eggs D is another word for xD, often used in video games.

Something funny happens in a video game
Person 1 "lol, eggs d"
Person 2 "eggs d"