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When you stick your finger in your butt hole and pop it in someone else’s mouth.
I gave frank a rusty star pop last night.
To grad the cock and balls of you partner in one handfull from behing while he is on all fours. Then shout as loud as you can into his ass and squeeze. Whatever you yell he has to yell louder...
If you really want the neighbors to hear you fooling around you need to break out the RUSTY MEGAPHONE
To fuck an older woman who hasn't had sex in years
Hey guys I can't go to the bar I'm gonna scrub rusty clamps
Similar to the Rusty Trombone but , in this case a woman is getting her ass eaten from behind while the eater reaches around and fondles her “mandolin”
Chad why your breath smell like ass?
Bruh I gave this chick a rusty mandolin last night, she needed to wash that ass!
Rusty milk is when you’re having sex with an absolutely gorgeous girl. And all of a sudden your dad who you have not seen the past 18 years of your life suddenly walks into the bedroom while you’re in the act of clapping cheeks, takes the beautiful girl and pours the gallon of milk that he said he would get into her asshole and makes you drink the milk out of it. He then gets her pregnant and leaves to get another gallon of milk, thus the cycle repeats
My dad rusty milked me last night. I had numerous reasons to cry
When your shrimp of a husband bites off your nose and all you can replace it with is a piece of rusty metal
Bro you see that girl?
Yeah?
She's totally got a rusty parakeet.
The act of defecating between one's breasts and then rocking your head from side-to-side making a "brrr" sound, similar to a motorboat.
Guy: "Yeah last night I gave Peggy the biggest Rusty Motor I've ever seen!"