A fat ginger nonce that wants to shag a girl called Lilly
When you are wearing muck Boots and step in mud and go to take a step but pull your foot out of your boot and place it in the mud thinking your boot was still on. Then you mope around the rest of the day like your dog just died and you got butt fucked at the funeral.
Oh shit! I just mopey taylor'ed myself. Fuck!
A kid that lives in Towanda who is an extreme fag. He thinks it’s so cool to rape girls and try to have sex with 6th graders. He is so fucking cool he does crystal meth with his butt buddy. He is so badass that he chews in school thinking he’s such a dip god. Overall he’s a real queer.
Dude 1: Hey look it’s Devin Taylor
Dude2: Yea what a cool guy, raping little girls and smoking meth with his butt buddy
Charles Taylor is the world’s plumpest, fattest, girthiest, vertically-challenged persona to ever exist. He identifies with 42 genders, some of which include: Homosexual, Transsexual, Bisexual, Non-Binary, Pansexual, and etc. He is known to be extremely attracted to hamsters and has an overflowing collection of hentai body pillow.
“Dude did you see that guy who got peed on by a homeless person?” “Yea he was totally a Charles Taylor!”
Very promiscuous. Putting the male in the friend zone after one date.
Oh my gosh. That nigga got Taylored.
Jakob is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is definitely top 7 billion when it comes to how funny he is. If you know a Jakob he is probably very tall and has great hair. Jakob is very caring and kind. He has the biggest heart of anyone you’ll ever meet. He is someone who would do anything for the people he loves. Jakob is one of a kind.
“Here for a good time not a long time” is what Jakob Taylor would say.
That Texas girl definitely loves Jakob Taylor the most.