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translation: call my cell phone
black people make up their own language due to their inability to speak an existing one.
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When a girl gives a guy head and he cums in her mouth so hard she chokes on it.
Joe blew Lauras neck out last night.
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When two people are caught in the act of giving and receiving a blow job behind a dumpster at a Tim Horton's.
"Shit! Did you see that? That girl was giving that Tim Horton's worker a Boston Cream Blow-Nut behind that dumpster!!"
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When a female rotates in a counter-clockwise motion around a group of four guys and gives them head in a way resembling someone circling the bases after a home run.
"Yo Man, me and my 3 buddies just got the ill grand slam blow job last night from this chick last night; she really circled the bases with authority."
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The act of having your dick sucked in such a manner that the person sucking you dick inserts it entirely into their mouth and throat, slowly drags it out (sucking on it firmly all the while) then pulls the head out of their mouth as they continue to suck firmly on it, producing a loud popping sound.
"My girl gave me blow pops (sex act) last night, it was fucking amazing. Blew a huge load all over her face."
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The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.
Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.
"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"
"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."
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Performing a feat of skill that is so impressive, that it figuratively blows everyone’s tits off.
Blow your tits off: You remember that night at Dooley's pool party on that fine Summer eve? When I did that double jack-knife twist and blew everyone's tits off? You remember that? And then I went down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later that night?
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