males who aspire to be ginos or guidos and try far too hard, often hailing from Woodridge, Ont
Yeah bros wear chinstrap facial hair, blowout haircuts and try and wheel anyone with a pulse
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What a homeschooled kid says instead of explaining why he doesn't know something common.
"Dude, remember when bum fights came out?"
"Homeschooled, bro."
"Oh yea, you missed all the good shit"
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A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
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The person(s) you meet when going to an event and standing in line for a long amount of time. Said people usually have shared interests, hold spots for bathroom breaks, get each other food/drink all while keeping their place in line.
Jeremy and Erik are Line-bros, they met while waiting in line for about 20 hours at the Blade show.
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Plural Noun
Male testes. Coined by Steve Harvey on Family Feud.
"I dangled my bro globes right in her face"
"Your mom likes to juggle bro globes all day"
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A highly contagious disease spread by Jake Paulers. If you see a carrier, you should pump them up with lead
Jake Paul: Itβs everyday bro
CNN: An extremely dangerous disease has just been discovered
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A jay (marijuana cigarette) which you roll for you and your bro. Usually smoked in tradition, celebration, mourning, happy, sad, rich, poor, healthy, sick, and for any other reason you may need to get high with your bro.
James: Dude, guess what?
Trevor: What?
James: Its 4:20
Trevor: Good thing I got this bro-jay. Lets toke.
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