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When you ejaculate in your partner, wait a moment and then urinate inside of them. All while never removing your penis.
I had to piss so bad, after I finished I gave Karen an apple juice cream pie.
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When you proceed to ejaculate and take a dump in a glass, then shake up a soda. When having intercourse with your partner, you open the soda into her pussy and quickly throw in the ejaculate/feces combination.
John: What ever happened to your girlfriend Sally?
Mike: I gave her an Alaskan Ice Cream Float, and she never called again.
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The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.
"My girlfriend made a nasty Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie last night, she made a mess"
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When a guy busts a nut on his tummy and then squeezes around the naval to make it look the outside part of a bagel and then has someone lick it off!
Matt jizzed on his belly and squeezed around the naval. Paula asked why he was doing that and Matt said its a Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese. Paula was hungry so she just licked it off.
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A sex move originating from Alabama which involves two males and an elderly woman, usually apart of the family of the two men. The act involves one male to fuck the eldery lady and the other male to eat her out.
Guy 1: Me and my brother had a South-western cream-cookie last night
Guy 2: wtf keep that to yourself .
Guy 3: Yeah TMI dude
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A Boston cream donut filled with semen
I just busted a fat one and made a Boston Double-Cream Donut
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Right before you cum, simply grip your dick as hard as you can to stop the sexplosion. After a few seconds release your grip so that the massive cumload speeds toward your partner's face. The tricky part of completing the hard serve ice cream is to slap your hardened ejaculating dick into the pools of cum right as they hit your partner's face. Mostly used during hot gay man sex.
Richard was being such a bitch that I gave him the old hard serve ice cream right on his cheek.
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