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La Douleur Excuise

When your best friend falls in love with your boyfriend. And then sits on that for 6 effing months. And doesn't say anything about it. And flirts with him in public. And TELLS HIM TO STRIP FOR HER.

Wow, what a great example of La Douleur Excuise! She threw out hoes before bros!

by thisisbikesexual December 2, 2017


STEAK A LA GRANGE

A steak that's been succulently beaten, and tastfully urinated on. Sprinkled with salt, this is considered to be a disgusting snack for sickos in the East coast of the Apple Country down yonder in the lands of yore. Congrats to all steak a la grand entrepreneurs, collect 200 dollars but do not pass go.

Wow... steak a la grange! I wonder who it was that drained their organ onto this slab of meat?

by Cheddar Cheese Hold The Stank April 5, 2024


A la Concordia

When a girl is riding a guy and farts on his balls, creating a wind trail adding extra sensation to his nuts.

She made me cum a la Concordia and I didn't even smell it! It was splendid ...

by Alumnut September 18, 2015


LA fluffer

When a man smacks his dick as to bruise it and therefore increase it's blood flow

Sean: Man I don't think I'm big enough for my girl Betty.

Spencer: Don't worry man,just give it the ol' LA Fluffer. Works every time.

by Johannes Grüber October 12, 2019


Me cago en la raja de todos tus muertos

It's the evolution of me cago en tus muertos and it miens "I shit over your dead parent's ass cracks"
If me cago en tus muertos is really offensive, imagine saying this in a public space... Everyone would kill you
Sometimes it can also be pronounced: me cago'n la raja de tos tus muertos

Person 1: Work you stupid andaluz!
Person 2: Me cago en la raja de todos tus muertos!!! Trabaja tu!!!

by mierdadevacauwu April 13, 2024


Haste a la verga

Mexican slang.

The literal translation means: Go to the dick.

The actual meaning can vary:
1. Fuck off.
2. Go to hell.
3. Give me space.
4. Scoot/move over.
5. Can’t be true.
6. Go away.
7. Become absent.
8. Become voluntarily absent.
9. Turn around.
10. Don’t come here (anymore).

*a group of loud boisterous half butt naked American tourists enter a family restaurant in a Mexican beach on spring break*

How much for the tacos?

Haste a la verga…

by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 14, 2024


La Triviata

One of Giuseppe Verdi's lesser-known operas in which various aristocrats squabble over minor issues.

Actually, I think dat da better-known opera is really a lot like "La Triviata", in dat it all appears to be about rich bugs' egos dat are overriding their common sense regarding fairly unimportant disputes dat likely could have been quite-easily resolved, and common ground sought and agreed upon, if everyone had just calmed down and stopped being such highfalutin swelled heads about everything.

by QuacksO January 26, 2023