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An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
Not got a square head and isnt a nonce he lives up the the motto of wagwan pifting my g
Wolrds most hardcore geometry dash sweat. Logan Thomas
A child that is in the closet afraid of coming out because he is scared his dad is going to start flirting with him.
- My G, are you gay?
- Yeah, but I am a Thomas Wulvik
- Too bad
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A white sexy Italian kid who can hook up anyone he wants and is good at every sport. He is shy but when you get to know him he will not stop talking. He probably lives in northern or southern America. If you ding yourself a Thomas DiMillo...keep him.
Wow that kid must be a Thomas DiMillo.
THERE IT IS! THERE IS IT! I was wonder how long it would take you to get over there on Thomas channel.
Hym "Oh, look, Mikhaila and Thomas are doing and episode. I knew that was coming the second I fucking said something about him! You will do anything for attention! Unbelievable! It's been a long time in the works!"
Biggest boomer in the whole world
Boomer Thomas is such a boomer
When you take a bong rip you can't finish, leave some stale smoke in the chimney, and clear the bong by blowing into the downstem.
After taking a massive bong rip I couldn't finish, I had to "Thomas the Train" it.