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The best gosh darn train in existence
Thomas the train
When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more
"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"
A high school in East Lancashire, England, and is run by an evil witch and her evil accomplice, which sadly can not be named due to urban dictionary rules and guidance, however the evil witch and her accomplice has a reputation for causing the staff to run away in fear and quit their jobs. The school is basically a prison, with having more security fences built around the school, which is bad for students but good if you want to turn it into a military outpost; when you realise the high school is catholic, you do understand why the priests might want to contain the students.
Person 1: Have you hears of SS John Fisher and Thomas More Roman Catholic High School.
Person 2: Yeah, be aware of the teacher who confiscates your MacDonald chicken nuggets, he has a reputation of throwing books at students.
he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .
person 1: do u like that boy?
person 2: no he’s such a thomas the tank engine creasey
A Person That Sucks Dick For A living
That woman on the street was very Thomas Rice.
The best teacher ever. Endlessly patient and truly cares about his students well being. If he was a song it would be Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley, if you need a good roast go to Mr. Lowe, he's playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers, he's tougher than a two dollar steak, and his hair is always on fleak (even when it isn't). He loves science and business, but be careful cause his passion might just sweep you up and make you a believer. Kindest man you'll ever meet. If you ever get the privilege of meeting him, kidnap him and never let him go. He is leaving our school this year so if you find yourself with a blonde/redhead vice principle at your school, get to know him. You won't regret it.
- Senior chem students 2022
Holly: Thomas Lowe is the best teacher ever!
Haille: I know!!! I'm going to miss him so much!