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a tall ,green and leafy stick.
can be mistaken for a giant salad kebab.
'hey there tall ,green and leafy can i eat your branches?'
TREEEEEEEE
A person who is very straight. They like soaking up water through their roots. They steal your sunlight. And the hate tree huggers because tree hugger are gay and the are straight. If you meet a tree you have to make a cringy tree pun and if you don t they will drop kick you in the left elbow
Yo you’re such a tree imma slap you
a magical item grown on an unknown substance known as "soil".
"look its a magical item grown on an unknown substance known as soil"
"it's a tree"
"oh"
TREES ARE CO2 STEALING FUCKS. THEY TAKE ALL OF OUR CARBON DIOXIDE AND TURN IT INTO OXYGEN. LIKE WTF AT LEAST ASK US FIRST.
Guy1: step bro pick up your rubbish, they can kill trees
Guy2: those co2 stealing fucks live off what I breathe out, so imma take what they breathe out, oxy.
Guy1: that give you no reason the leave rubbish there.
Guy 2:
Guy1:
Guy2: