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The phrase “Cum Turd” refers to when you take a dump and feel way better afterwards.
“Dude, I just laid a major cum turd in the guest bathroom. I feel like I just lost ten pounds.”
Another name for a Dirty Handler (someone who touches you sexually while you're shitting or peeing)
Stop playing with my shit, you turd handler!
Did you know he was a Turd Handler?
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when he tried to give me a Dirty Handler.
A person who flaunts their bad behavior with little or no guilt.
Ted always gets away with this, and doesn’t even try to hide it anymore. He’s a real turd wagger.
(Derog.) A person or concept that catapults shit. Usually something displeasing.
Dood 1: So you wanna come party tomorrow night?
Dood 2: Can't man, boss is making me work for someones shift.
Dood 1: What a Turd Lancer!
When your shit is brown water.
I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.