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tule fart

a repulsive smelling fart in which the smell will not go away. (referring to tule fog which sits on the ground and doesn't go away. )

Dude it's been 20 minutes and your tule fart still smells!

by bridgetmidget33 December 25, 2010

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fart starter

1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may occasionally be hospitalized for a ruptured colon.

2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.

Cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be. She suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and enjoyed Mexican food. She was also a decorated librarian.

by mkdaddy October 22, 2013

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sea fart

a fart which is caused by the sea, and has the stench of saltyness sea and farts

Bobo had a sea fart , he now smells like salty shit

by Jakc83851$ July 13, 2017

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ghost fart

When your driving in your vehicle and and you smell a terrible fart and your all alone. You realize that it was the vehicle in front of you who farted and it traveled back into your face.

Holy docking bubble I think they guy I front of us just hit us with a ghost fart.

by dlboone24 October 6, 2014

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Fart Fisting

The act of collecting the fart in your fist and then releasing it near your nose to enjoy the evanescent fumes while they last. Usually performed when someone is alone.

Usually performed to get high when out of drugs.

"John you gotta find your bitchass some work instead of fart fisting on my couch all day!"

Matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!

by fartmongrel September 28, 2011

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fart tourney

tourament of eldery females held like cattle in a corner for not more than 3 seconds while elderly men try to pass gas. the winner is the women who holds her breath without dying

uncle gillis said aunt martha won another fart tourney, she held her breath for six seconds

by bobber astyrwhole September 22, 2013

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Face Fart

A popular joke used in the TV sitcom Family Guy, where Peter grabs (usually) Megs head and farts in her face.

Woah, that was a killer face fart!

by Imakewordsreal October 12, 2021

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