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A guy who hits on everyone hoping for the slight chances of a girlfriend and has no rizz
Your such a Christian
Is a baseball player that bangs slime in Gwinnette
Christian is impulsive
A person who has a forehead so large that it could eclipse the sun, yet somehow is a catholic.
girl1: Is that Christian?
girl2: ew.
It is a name to use after you are tired of thinking about the name of your previous son or daughter. Just use the name Christian to your newborn son so all things will be simple and you don't have to think hard naming your child.
Nurse: Ma'am your son is successfully born, Can I ask what is his name?
Mother: Christian, Just Christian then add my Surname to it
Nurse: What a unique name to name a child, your child might be the tall and skinny that likes to fart
Christian is the best. He’s not really too smart, but he’s still really nice guy, and is definitely HOT AF.
Liz: omg bruh did u see Christian today?
Hailey: yeah ikr he looked like, so hot
A boy who eats cat shit out of his best friends litter box
Did you hear that christian ate Lisa Lisa’s shit?
a guy who LOVES to fuck teddy beads
“Holy shit that’s christian, is he fucking a teddy bear?!”