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A cuddly bear that enjoys nothing more than the fair.
Me: My Nala bear sure does love the fair.
Friend: Sounds like she's a Fair Care Bear to me.
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"Stepped in Bear Poop" simply descibes someone who received or is receiving a ticket from a the police as a result of speeding trap set by law enforcement to ticket speeding cars. It is commonly used among CB operators in North America.
"That speedy red car convertible finally stepped in Bear poop."
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A nic-name JD gave Turk on Scrubs, it can be formed into the acronym SCB.
J.D.: Oh. Thanks S.C.B. By the way I should tell you something. I found an apartment and I'm moving out the day after tomorrow.
Turk: Wow. What does S.C.B. mean?
J.D.: Super Chocolate Bear.
Turk: I love it.
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a long frozen peice of poop, used as a dildo
this chick was freaky. she polar beared herself before fucking me.
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The dumbest possible way to say bean bag chair
"Just two seconds ago you couldn't say bean bag chair!"
Bean bear chag
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Verb - To maul in the face with finger tips in towards cranium.
I bear clawed Tom after he skinned the bear Andrew.
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A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.
Q:You wanna go out drinking tonight?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?
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