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Someone you can be near death with, but still, somehow laugh.
*Two Best friends*
*One breaks his arm*
*The second starts laughing*
*Neither know why they are laughing*
A best friend is the person you trust the most but also the least.
She’s my best friend.
Someone who says they're your best friend, draws with you, helps you in every situation, writes you cheesy poems and all that shit just to stop talking to you and won't even look at you the second you start going through your emo phase and they change schools.
Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY
"You know, you're my "best friend"."
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"
Something Patrick doesn't have.
"HAAAA Patrick you have no friends or Best friends!!!"
A best friend, also known as a Bff, is someone who has your back and still cares about you after every fight. You should be able to tell them anything without worrying about their reaction. They will stay loyal to you and will love you for who you are. Even you you have lots of other friends, your best friend is still your favorite. A best friend doesn't ditch you for other people, even if you're mad. If you're so-called best friend lacks at least half of these traits, you should find someone better to spend your time with.
"You know that pretty girl over there?"
Me: "Yes! That's my best friend."
Shoving a ducks beak up your friends ass and eating it’s poo later