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(He kinda looks like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you will ever meet and can make anyone love science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."
"Yo, Mr. Burger is the best teacher dawg!"
"Yo I know, DAWG!"
Contrary to public belief this is not related to meatballs, but is more closely related to balls that resemble burger meat which has been smashed deep with a meat tenderizer.
His burger balls are not presentable.
A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male balls look like they’ve been hit deep over 6 times with a meat tenderizer. Usually, but sometimes related to burger dick. Mostly related to men who buy really small Jean shorts and don’t wear undies for a layer of protection between the denim and scrote.
Cara had to lay off the jorts because the burger balls were starting to be bothersome.
The classic country burger at Big Al's. It can only be cooked by one man — Daddy Nick.
I went to Big Al's last night and ordered a Daddy Burger. Gosh! It's the best burger in town! (said while licking your chops)
Shat burger = Ecoli
Ecoli is caused by fecal matter, therefore it is a shat burger.
That guy ate a shat burger and now he’s sick with ecoli.
A) A burger but made with cow instead of beef (Noun)
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class
Oh god, he's pulling a cow burger!
Can I have a milkshake, fries, and a cow burger?
When you or someone you know gets into a shitty situation.
Guy 1: Bro I got rejected by my crush.
Guy 2: Bruh you just got Burgered