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Eastwood Christian School

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1. A school for people wealthy enough to attend a private school but not wealthy enough to attend Trinity.

2. Where students close their books, close their notebooks, and make sure they have something with which to write.

3. The building next to the building where students endure the boredom of assemblies and chapels.

4. Where having an entire room dedicated to costumes was more important than having a cafeteria.

Hey, some kid at Eastwood Christian School just looked up if there's an Urban Dictionary entry for their school.

by mostlyhonestly June 23, 2022


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