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When you’re so drunk you take a nap on the sidewalk and fall on your face
Dude, I was so Oliver drunk last night I was dancing la cucaracha at a Irish pub.
The state of inebriation which all Wrexham natives can reach. It is unmatched.
I got 'Wrexham Drunk' the other night, locked myself out the hotel room starkers, pissed on the carpet and went to reception to steal the spare key
God of the Drunk was one of the reasons the Stubborn forums died
When you feel silly when you’re really tired.
“Billy, I told you to go to sleep and stop being sleep-drunk!”
A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:
- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks
Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:
"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"
Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:
"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:
"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
The feeling once you first wake up and your brain is all slushy and you can’t really process anything. Sorta half awake and half asleep.
That was a statement of my sleep drunk moment. The statement :bring tomorrows to picnic tomatoes.
it is where you gather as a group and talk about your drunk sins
''my names Andreja and I'm an alcoholic...''
''hello Andreja, hello everyone''
'' I love my drunk meetings''