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when the women gets drunk and decides to fight men that piss her off
oh gosh there she goes again drunk fighting because austin wouldn’t shut his mouth
A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.
Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.
A slap on a drunk man's face to sober him up.
he is going crazy, may be he needs to get drunk slapped.
When you need to hold on to something to prevent yourself from falling off the earth, that's when you know that you're drunk. (Or you're an Uncle)
When you family friend shives bourbon down your dad’s throat (preferably your Mexican tia)
Tia: come on just one more
( three shots later) your dad and tia are DRUNK fighting in the living room