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Ethans are perverts and they need to get a grip on life.
"Hey Ethan how was your weekend?"
"It was great, thanks — I jerked off to a bunch of anime girls!"
"Bruh what"
Ethan is usually a tall, dirty-blonde man who has a penis the size of a lamp. He can get with any girl..... and guy. He plays sports and usually is starting on every team and is in the NBA, NFL, NHL, and the MLB.
Guy1: That guy looks like an Ethan! You can see it through his pants!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!
Wow that must be ethan because he is going down on that guy.
Ethan can be nice but he is so annoying and stupid. He can be a retard sometimes and is very short. He usually has curly hair and is a little obese.
Have you heard of the obese kid Ethan?
A short male who always wears a pink beanie and has a slightly off-putting man bun.
Person 1: Goddamn that’s a sick man bun
Person 2: hair
Person 3: he’s short too
Person 4: he must be an Ethan.
Ethan someone who ignores you and leaves you on open and who will not join a face time call because he’s doing “homework”
Ethan can you FaceTime
Him- no doing “homework”