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A person who rages too much at 9 year old minecraft girls when they kill him in bedwars. He has a very tiny limp dick that can never pleasure any girl. He has no friends. He looks like a fucking chicken embryo piece of shit, and ate 290 chicken nuggets so you know he's a fat fuck, he weighs more than the amount of chicken nuggets he got. Logan on the other hand has a 12 inch cock and plays fortnite duos with Ethan's mom. Ethan is another word for retard.
What's up with that screaming Ethan?
We need 300 pounds of stone aka one Ethan.
literally the friendliest most sustainable guy you’ll ever find and a 10/10 cat dad.
Amazing music taste, super nice and so cool.
person 1: hey is that your friend ethan?
person 2: yeah obviously! Look how cool he is
person 3: man, i wish i had an ethan as a friend.
ethan is kinda weird but has nice eyes. hes quiet but fun if you get to know him. everyone wants to be friends with him but no one has the guts to approach his alpha male aura.
Yo moma is an ethan!
I know right (winky face)
Ethan is a very nice boy who loves to joke around most of the times. Ethan hates to study but still gets amazing grades. He is very beautiful and has a very nice personality. Ethan is a very good boyfriend to his girlfriends and loves someone who is honest and caring.
A boy name starting with E is Ethan
alright lets get one thing straight ethans toes are so buttery your tongue would slip off within NANOSECONDS please be careful around an ethan as they tend to suck blue cheese anywhere at anytime
ethan likes blue cheese but maybe thats for the worse because he looks as blue as my frosted flaked dick, anway i hope we can meet face to face ethan, bye xoxo
ETHAN IS SUUUUUUUUUUPER SLOW LIKE AHHHH HURRRY UP!!!! XOXOXA he is slower than my dad at fallout 76 and thats SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWprops cuz hes sliding all over the place with his buttery chewy toes and pearly white teeth