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The action of stalking someone on facebook.
Man: Damn that chick is hot. I'm gonna facebook troll the shit outta her and like all her posts and like all of her pictures. Hell yeah!!!!!
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A person you know who declines to add you on facebook for no apparent reason.
You decline to add somebody on facebook based on no apparent reason.
John didn't add me on facebook, that facebook bitch
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Someone from california who joins a group/becomes a fan of a large number of California related things just to show off that he/she is from California. This person is also one of the few people in California that actually uses the word"cali" and not as a joke to make fun of out-of-staters trying to sound cool.
bob: Alyssa just joined "I am from california therefore I am automatically cooler than you", "In-n-out...it's a cali thing", "we got more bounce in california", "In california we dont have snowdays, we have fireweeks" and "blah blah blah in california/it's a cali thing"
john: She's a facebook californian
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Main Entry: 1ninja(Past ninja-ed, Present ninja-ing, 3rd person present singular ninja-s)
Pronunciation: nin’ja
Function: Verb
Etymology: Sino-Japanese reading of Shinobi, meaning to steal away.
1 : To lurk in the shadows of facebook, stealthily accessing embarrassing notes and wall posts.
2 : A less creepy way of saying stalk or lurk.
The dawn of the 21st century saw the emergence of one of the creepiest inventions known to man; Social networking. So creepy, in fact, that on a top 10 list of Creepiest Things in the World, it would probably sit steadfast in number 3. Behind Japanese adult toys and giant pillows with naked anime characters on them.
Sam: What are you up to?
John: Oh, nothing, just ninjaing on facebook.
Sam: Damn I should have known you are the Facebook Ninja!
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Since Facebook has become an addiction, everyone follows each other online. It is more likely that you will be finding out something on Facebook sooner than the real life.
When you see something on Facebook and go like "WTF", you say " What the Facebook!"
The acronyms stand for double meaning.
-John: Dude, just type her in..
-Jin: Yeah, coming up..
-John: There you go, click on her photo album.
-Jin: OMG!! What the Facebook !!! She never told you about this guy??
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the act of posting fabulous pictures of yourself and others to make your nemesis jealous and think you are living an absolutely taggable life
"did you see her new pictures!? i cant belive shes hanging out wiht them!"
"ya- Now its an all out facebook war!"
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When you get a friend's request from someone that you have no idea where you know them from. The worst part is you have mutual friends from work and school! You post messages on each other's wall and they never know you have no clue as to how you know them.
Tom: who the heck is this requesting me as a friend?
Tom: I have no clue who this is.
Tom: Crap, I have a case of Facebook Alzheimer's
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