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People involved in an idea or policy that is obviously self-defeating to everyone else but them. Used to described some group that is so clueless that one could show them a diesel engine and ask them to find the spark plugs.
The entire Bush administration and all others who decided to invade Iraq.
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Comes from the scientific word: Feline respirate pyro, the fire breathing kitten is native to the Western Hemisphere. They feed off the fried corpses of their victims. They don't like sudden movements towards them or water (like normal cats). They make excellent pets and guard animals.
Their diet includes anything they can catch and whatever the hell they feel like eating. They can grow to a total of one foot in length, eight inches in height. They come in a variety of colors including: orange, brown, black, grey, yellow, and white. They can also come in different patterns: Stripes, spots, and solid.
The fire from the kitten comes from the stomach region. It takes a deep breath and expels the fire through the mouth. To prevent from overheating and the fire inside the stomach alive, the kitten expels steam and smoke through the nostrils.
"Did you hear what happened to George"
"What?"
"He broke into Jean's house and was devoured by a Fire Breathing Kitten.
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When a man from Africa puts a couple fire ants down his dick and the only way to get them out is to piss them out or ejaculate them out...
Mustafa Al-Rasheed didn't go to the party because he was trying to use his Kenyan Fire Hose to put out a magical flame.
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Pokemon using fire-based attacks. They are strong against Steel, Grass, Ice, and Bug type Pokemon and weak against Water, Rock, and Ground type Pokemon.
Flareon
Vulpix
Charmander
Cindaquil
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When a group (usually 5 or more) stand in a line in front of a urinal. The men all insert their penises into the mans anus in front of them and simultanously urinate. The man on the end is the "Nozzle", which is considered to be quite an honor since this person will supposedly have the biggest orgasm.
"One of the favorite activites at this years Gay Pride festival is the annual Houston Fire House celebration"
"I want to be the nozzle on the next Houston Fire Hose"
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The act of dumping an insane ammount of lighter fluid into your girl's asshole, lighting it, then penatrating her flaming booty hole. Only for pros who have mastered all of the other 'Cleveland Sex Acts'.
Badass Guy: Aye man I gave my girl a Cleveland Fire Starter last night.
Lame Guy: WTF man?! That's horrible. You've been on Urban Dictionary too long. No one really does that shit.
Badass Guy: ... *give Lame Guy a Cleveland Fire Starter*
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when having sexual intercourse, when the male reaches climax, he farts uncontrollabley
When i jizzed on my girlfriend, i accidentally had a smelly fire extinguisher
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