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Boy: he mum I wont a puppy for xmas
Mum: im allergic you goat nipple
A worm that attacks the body while your sleeping by crawling into the nipples and produces milk. Making it seem like one boob (or moob) bigger then the other. Its called goat worm because when the milk is extracted it smells like goat milk.
A Middle Eastener that has an affinity for goats. They usually herd them up in the mountains where they are isolated to the point they start looking good
I believe that guy with the Turbin on his head is a goat shagger
When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.
Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”
Agreeing or volunteering to do something that might ruin one’s reputation because it’s worth it nevertheless.
Friend: I read some people dip their Oreos in ranch.
Me: I’d fuck that goat.
When your the boss at everything
Look at gregg hes gregg the goat
A Gawk Goat is a legendary specimen that is fine and rare. One of a kind in Nature. They have the ability to satisfy a man simply with the gawk gawk 3000 alone within seconds.
I heard Matt H caught him a Gawk Goat. That explains why he hasn’t been out in months.