Does tuge have rizz?

Fuck no. This little squiggle diggle figgly giggly boy does not have rizz, he's alone as hell.

"Does tuge have rizz?"

"Fuck no"

National Have Sex With A Tyler Wearing Red Day

If you see a Tyler wearing the color red, on April 20th, you must have sex with him if you are a girl rated 8 or above.

"Oh it is national have sex with a Tyler wearing red day, let's go fuck a Tyler together."

have handle, will travel

I’ve got all I need and I’m ready to go.
I believe it may have started with a cask of wine, as it has a handle and is ready to go!

Husband: What do you think? Shall we go?
Wife: Yep, have handle, will travel!

Have Lethal

Gamers say this to indicate that if no mistakes are made they could theoretically kill a specific enemy.

This term is used in many different games, including League of Legends and Dota 2.

I think I have lethal on their carry

Aw dammit, I would’ve had lethal but I fucked up my engage

Do u have r stopid

A language of the gods, that we still don't understand

Subject A: lel u stopid
Subject B: ur an idit
Subject A: do u have r stopid
Subject B: o shit
Subject B : *literally fucking dies*

have a shave you flabby bitch

What somebody says when a flabby bitch needs some fat shaved...

Somebody: Have a shave you flabby bitch
*Flabby Bitch gets fat shaved*

I'll Have what She's having

When you use her intimate juices to lube up your jerky before putting on the rubber. (troj)

Yes, this is Timothy, I'll have what she's having, besides the kids.