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A website hosting usually funny text. The format of a post goes by area code then the text. It is organized similar to FML, LOLCATS, Failbook, and MLIA
A typical "texts from last night"
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
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Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
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IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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Verbal one night stand: when you have a deep conversation with someone you don't know, and never do it again.
Samantha and I had a deep conversation the other night about her woeful love life. Then I signed off. She told me later it was a verbal one night stand.
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A longstanding tradition at Wake Forest University after the acceptance of boys and girls' rush process during which a convention center is rented out for the purposes of allowing the new pledges to osculate while heavily inebriated. The event usually lasts for several hours, with many of the girls receiving well over one hundred kisses. It is tradition after each kiss to provide proof of the act, either by signing a book or tallying on a part of the girl's body.
After Wake Forest pledge night, half of the student body suffered a pandemic of mono.
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A verbal taunt, or a closing line after winning an argument or a fight. Derived from the journalist Edward R. Murrow's famous phrase which he used when saying goodbye to his audience after an episode of his news program.
Good Night and Good Luck, sucker!
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friday night funkin mods, wasawdwadwasdwadwasdwadasdwasdwadswa
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using sexual gratifaction (masturbating) as a way to relieve stress or anxiousness so as to go to sleep.
Man, I was freaking out about that test last night, but then I had a good night spank off and got right to sleep.
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Someone who defends the fnf community and fnf (flash game), still has not gone outside, if you’re a fan of fnf and you can handle hate, that’s fine. I’m criticizing the faggy overprotective fans who jack off to bf x pico. Anyways let’s continue,
they always go super sayian whenever someone doesn’t agree with them, makes videos about fnf haters, and is a a bitchless creature. Their age is probably 6 - 13 and shouldn’t be born in the internet for the first place.
Normal Person: I don’t like fnf
Friday night funkin fan: OMMMMMG HOW DARE YOU HATE MY GAME IT IS PERFECT SO START LIKING LBGTQ ART ABOUT FNF AND ELSAGATE NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!