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A person who jacks or steals someone else's swagger. When someone that is not very cool takes feels the need to take someone else's swagger or awesomeness.
Raul: Oh my god I'm so awesome! And i think I'll take the Spanish name Cristobal!
Josh: Oh my god that Raul kid is sooooo awesome and cool! The only way I can be as cool as him is to Swagger Jack him and take the name Raul.
Raul: Stop Swagger Jacking me, you will never be as awesome or cool as me.
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A very sexy pirate! i love him!
Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean.
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jack sparrow is one skilful cleric of the church of England impersonating a pirate
"i want you to know, i was rooting for you mate..know that!"
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A UCSB film grad and Oahu-born surfer turned musician. He has some crazy good acoustic skills and an easy, laid-back, beachy style. An awesome singer who's worked on a few surfing movies; currently has 2 CDs and 2 soundtracks ("Brushfire Fairytales," "On and On," "Thicker Than Water," and "September Sessions"). Quality listening no matter what mood you’re in; esp. great on road trips.
Jack Johnson is my homeboy.
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something men do in their free time
I was bored in math class when I suddenly got this huge boner. I ran to the bathroom and there were like ten other guys in there jacking off. One of them ran up to me shoved me down and ripped off my pants and boxers and started shoving his puny dick up my ass. I turned him over and shove my 9 in cock in him and he started moaning in pain and joy. I went faster and faster until i unloaded a gallon of semen in him.
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singer, songwriter, movie makier, surfer
Makes beautiful musisc that has touched many hearts
'Cocoon' will be played at my funeral.
'jack johnson is fucking brilliant'
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A very asinine movie that is so bad, even horse rectums commit suicide if they watch it.
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