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Jacob Richter

Jacob is probably the greatest person I’ve ever met. He’s so funny and he has the most random bursts of energy. He is so talented and loyal and just an all around amazing person. When God was creating Jacob, he added all the most amazing things you could have in a person. You can FaceTime Jacob with a problem as silly as dust and he will talk to you for hours. There is no one like Jacob Richter. He is so honest, and is just all around a beautiful person. It’s hard to know Jacob and not just love him. Like everyone is in love with Jacob. It’s hard not to love Jacob. He really is amazing, and you should never ever take him for granted. He is truly an amazing soul. I think he is the greatest person to simply sit and talk to. He won’t run dry. He is just everything you could ever want in a friend. I love Jacob, and if you knew THE Jacob Richter, you would too. Without a doubt. #slay

If you can’t picture Jacob:

Jacob is a tall brunette boy with beachy looking hair with a middle part. He has glasses, and usually is wearing a grandpa sweater. He always slays the day away. He probably has an AirPod in tbh, and if he eats a French fry he is gonna wipe the salt off on his shoulder like a psychopath, instead of on him thigh like a normal human being.

Wow Jacob Richter? Whata guy.

by Lyrac March 30, 2023


jacob mignon

A man with a very large penis who always has the best hair and only hangs out with a few friends usually a Hispanic and a crackhead

Damn Jacob Mignon has a big dick

by Penidol January 31, 2018


Abe, Jacob & James

A term used to describe a mob of abnormally good looking men.

Girl 1: Hey, look at Abe, Jacob & James over there.

Girl 2: I'd let them all take me on at once.
Girl 3: Too bad they didn't pass english.

by quieroqueso May 1, 2021


Jacob Fischer

I mean he's alive :/

Person 1: Is Jacob Fischer alive?
Person 2: Yeah :/

by ItzPolarBearDK December 1, 2022


Jacob Bobaljik

A kid who uses Discord way too much and has some addictions he has to sort out.
He always needs to shut up, and when he is blocked, he comes running back.

"Is that Jacob Bobaljik?"
"Yeah. Best to stay away."

by SilverVR2 December 12, 2024


jacob nicholas

he is a good friend, he gets all the ladies but has a tiny penis, he also likes old woman with incredibly saggy vagina's

Jacob Nicholas like saggie tits

by jeezo yunglee November 1, 2013


jacob blackstone

A kickass stoner

There's that Jacob Blackstone

by StoneR82 September 13, 2017